by Elmo joe November 21, 2019

When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.
“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
by Cyber Daddy 2 April 12, 2022

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"
by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy
dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!
smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024

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