Windows

Windows is a operating system made by Microsoft.

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"

by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023

window shoplifting

when the arcane trickster uses mage hand on an item in the shop's window.
or
you can watch this video Window Shoplifting | Magic for Humans by Justin Willman it perfectly shows it.

Paladin: "Where did you get that?" pointing at the miscellaneous item in the rogue hand
Rogue: "I did a little widow shoplifting"
Paladin: "Don't you mean window shopping?"
Rogue: "Nope, window shoplifting."

by ein Baguette April 12, 2023

Windows 3.51

A successor to Windows 3.5 and predecessor to Windows NT 4.0.

Windows 3.51 is NT-based

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

wenis window

when a denim jacket has a rip on the elbow and your wenis gets vulnerable or seen by anyone

DUDE that wenis window is lit sis wig tea skskskskssk -your wannabe quirky friend

by ninkiminjaj420 March 30, 2019

window dicking

A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.

The only sin is window dicking.

After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.

by Chiddlesworth89 July 1, 2017

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021