chinese stop

When someone gets out of their car at a red light to check their tires.

At the next red light I'm going to need to pull a Chinese Stop.

by Notjoking June 18, 2016

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Pit Stop

When a female craws into a room on all fours and is need of a tampon change. Four men will then proceed to change the tampon in a manner similar to that of a Formula 1 Pit Stop Team.

Girl: Ah shit I need to change my tampon.

*Four men sitting in the room with said girl* Boy: Alright gentlemen, it's time for a pit stop. Let's get this change in under 2 seconds this time yeah?

by pitstopmaster March 23, 2019

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When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

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