second-cousin-1X-removed

Second-cousin-once-removed (2C1R).

My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 01, 2018

the second

The second is a title given to those meant to carry on a legacy

Guy 1: Hey aren't they inheriting a multi-million dollar business?
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.

by CautionDangersHere February 04, 2018

5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.

After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?

by First_and_Last_Post March 23, 2016

Second Wall

Someone who has the hint but can't seem to put the pieces together.

Person1: Lary is stuck on the second wall
Person2: This is why we cant play clue with him

by themagicalboy March 22, 2022