Dan

the biggest guy ever

Dan is so big

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dan spargo

When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,

'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'

He did a dan spargo, what a retard.

by Banta42069blaze December 8, 2014

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.

"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 1, 2022

Dan

the biggest twat in the history of mankind

you see that guy over there? what a fucking dan.

by twat101 November 22, 2021

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

Dan

The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021