Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

saucey chip

He takes his jizz and Wacks his girl in the ass and face

He did a saucey chip

by Ty bitch May 15, 2018

saucey chip

He takes his jizz and smacks the girl in the ass and face

He did the saucey chip

by Ty bitch May 15, 2018

Chips Manoy

It is used to refer to someone awesome. Someone who’s legendary, and amazing.

Tom Brady is chips manoying it out there!

by TheReals127 March 28, 2018

chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.

I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.

by Scarff May 23, 2018

chip and dip

When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.

That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?

by Devcon94 January 10, 2020

Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.

Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???

by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020