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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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Smacking Phones

Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.
Wake up bitch, I got Smacking Phones” - Certified Trapper
by crackhead bible man September 20, 2023
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Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
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Smack

Dude 1: Ah man, did you know about that mad druggie who died from the overdose?
Dude 2: Must've been Smack.
by KSSLad June 11, 2019
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