Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.
by troll3193 February 06, 2023
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Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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Faggot Machine

A weight "lifiting" apparatus that is not among the free weights, typically involving some form of pulley mechanism
"Theres Joe using the faggot machines again not even touching the free weights"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"
by Sir Squat August 07, 2023
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Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 12, 2012
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Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.
That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.
by Ibiza Lad December 05, 2016
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oral machine

The cleric. #NeverForget2018
by ItWasTotally4 January 08, 2018
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Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
by Hex4Nova April 08, 2017
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