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Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.
Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.
by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
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Blood Money

The second half of Tom Waits' 2002 simultaneous release with Alice, his fifteenth album, and it's even got magical abilities. Kind of. This album is a studio version of music from Waits' version of the play Woyzcec. It is a chilling set of songs, but it is an amazing peek into Waits' mind. Track five, God's Away On Business, is a happy seeming tune, disguising a horrific tale of the sinking ship we are all on.
An excerpt from Blood Money's-
Misery Is the River of the World

God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'Round the trunk of a tree
All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me
If there's one thing you can say about Mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Money Slap

Original creator of the Money Slap was George from Brooklyn, New york. The densest and most expensive money slap to date was done with $300 in singles. Grimiest money slap done by Jamique of Broolyn who took $200 dollars in singles out of the bank and money slapped the bum outside and redeposited the money back into his account.
Jamique money slapped the taste out of the homeless guy outside Chase Bank.
by Jarrid S April 13, 2006
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Money in the Basket

A group of words that sounds like it could be a saying, but has no actual meaning
"You see the game last night? That shit was money in the basket!"
"Is that even a saying?"
"Suck my dick."
"Ok."
by Dean 'n Rotten December 13, 2005
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money knot

A Double Windsor Knot tied perfectly the first time. The knot has to have the correct width and the tie hangs the correct length: to the belt buckle. When all of the knots characteristics are done correctly on the first try without having to retie the knot, you get a "money knot"
I just tied the perfect money knot... This interview is going to go well.
by zac-tastic January 15, 2010
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pocket money

When you find money in your pocket that you were unaware you had
I bought this cheeseburger with pocket money.
by jp33 January 29, 2014
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Money On The Floor

A phrase used to signify that a game of "street dice" is about to begin shortly. Since street gambling is illegal, the phrase "money on the floor" is a way to quickly and covertly gather people to begin gambling.

The person ready to initiate the gambling will have often have dice-in-hand and will throw down the amount of money he is willing to bet onto the floor. At this point he will scream at the top of his lungs "money on the floor!" At this point, potential gamblers will approach and will decide whether or not to match the wager. If a potential gambler would like to match the wager, he will throw down a matching amount and will scream back "money on the floor!" At this point, the dice gambling will begin.

Should a prospective gambler refuse to match any bets in a dice game, he will be barred from ever starting a "money on the floor" holler in the future.
Person One: Bro, did you hear about Thomas?
Person Two: No. What happened?
Person One: He works at Mcdonald's now because he was always throwing his "money on the floor"
Person Two: No worries. He's in a rough patch now and will soon be back on top of the dice game.
by J Cash Money December 15, 2012
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