Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.
“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”
by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019
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chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 15, 2018
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chocolate headband

when a dog or any other animal...ect wipes , skims ect its butthole acrossed your head..
ahhhhhhhhh grosssss.... "rex" (pets name) just gave you a chocolate headband..
by kelsie90210 March 30, 2011
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chocolate chug

When someone sit on your mouth, then proceeds to have intense diarrhea into your mouth whilst you are simultaneously swallowing it.
Me and my girl were in the mood for something kinky, so she gave me the chocolate chug
by bruhman87 January 14, 2022
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Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick
Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome
by Piss King October 17, 2021
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Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers
Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her
by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023
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