Step Cousin

The half sibling(mother or fathers side) of your half sibling (mother or father side)

My Brother and I have different dads. I call his sister on his dad's side my step cousin

by [e-mail] October 7, 2022

Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.

"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

by RockCat89 April 9, 2024

sixth-cousin-5X-removed

Sixth-cousin-five-times-removed (6C5R).

My sixth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

cousin

Parent's sibling's child.

My cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-great-great-cousin-niece

First cousin's great-great-granddaughter.

My great-great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

sesqui-cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

third cousin-nephew

Third cousin's son.

My third cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019