I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.

"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."

by Garroth September 9, 2025

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

I HATE YOU

If someone says this to you just go away,

I hate you

dissapears

by Jujuonthebeat0 September 14, 2022

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

i like my cheese drippy bruh

The act of Logan Paul saying: "I like my cheese drippy bruh" upon comparing Lunchly's so called "drippy cheese" to that of Lunchable's so called "sticky cheese"

"Come in close and look at the queso cheese in Lunchly, versus whatever that is. Drip versus stick. I like my cheese drippy bruh."

by SkibidiRizzChiz November 26, 2024

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025