Licky man

The man who goes into hospitals and heals the elderly by licking them.

Thank you licky man for curing my dementia!

by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night

by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

The sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive mr steal yo girl giving multiple anal orgasms on sight

Dominic you are the sexiest man alive

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

omega-man

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.

The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.

I went in with the stun gun and the man didn't flinch, a fuckin omega-man.

by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021