by aa375294 September 9, 2025
Get the Cross Countrymug. A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
Get the Chlamydia Countrymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Is A Cthulhu For Felu's Country Of Japan's<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
Get the Bro-Countrymug. A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
by Th3Sk1ttleGroup2000 November 3, 2023
Get the North Country Junior Highmug.