Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.

Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."

by Imanei October 18, 2008

Dump n Dash

The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!

Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"

Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"

Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"

by Droppin' It Low July 19, 2011

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Smoke 'n' Reek

Two Suzuki GSX-R motorbike riders that ride together and die together. They terrorise the local town by pestering the police and the Borough Council and always evade capture. Smoke 'n' Reek will also use their names as a phrase when agreeing with something or commending a good idea/decision and seal this by punching each others fist.

Smoke 'n' Reek have just spelt their name out on the road by doing burnouts on their motorbikes and then speed away just as the police arrive. Later the Borough Council arrive to clean up the mess.

Council says: Damn you Smoke 'n' Reek!

Back at the usual watering hole Smoke 'n' Reek are having a pint.

Smoke: Sicken them kents!

Reek: Smoke 'n' Reek (clenches fist)

Smoke: (clenches fist) Smoke 'n' Reek

Both punch each others fist.

by nofinfancy November 26, 2009

gush-n-go

A way to rehydrate oneself by using quick purposeful movements. It consists of 3 gulps, and then an immediate return to the original activity.

"Our instructor told us to gush-n-go, so we would be able to perform a full show."

by harmonick November 23, 2007

soz 'n' chips

to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology

-"you kissed my mum"

-"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"

by Jenny Sorry July 16, 2009

Tit n' Ass

Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability

Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution

Q.
"seen the Fantastic Four yet"?
A.
"yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"!


Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"?
A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009