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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
mugGet the Morning Traffic Jammug.

Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
mugGet the Poets Morningmug.

Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.
Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.
by XafklegendX April 18, 2024
mugGet the Morning Moufmug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Blessmug.

A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.
Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.
by jizz brothers September 1, 2011
mugGet the A morning weasleymug.

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