Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

Ethan by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a fun caring loveable goofball, he can always make anyone smile orlaugh. When you're hanging out with Ethan in person or over a call you know you're going to have a great time. He may say something stupid once in a while but you can always make fun of him for that. But he will do the same thing for you. At first, he may seem shy or someone who wouldn't want to be bothered but once you get to know him you'll see how fun and energetic of a person he is. Ethan has a big heart and will worry for you if anything bad happens to you. But this Ethan is scared of bugs sooooooooo if there's a bug flying around the room, he will ask you to be the one to kill it :). Even tho this Ethan is scared of bugs, he's a smart and intelligent individual but he won't accept the compliment and will deny it in every way possible. He has a lot of friends but his closest friends are the ones he cares the most about. You could be in his class for a whole year but he would pay you little to no mind until the end of the year, not because he was being mean but because to him you were not important. Anyone would be lucky enough to have him in their life. To me, he means the world :)

Person 1 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOOOOOOOOOM, KILLLLLLLLL IT
Person 2 - WELL DONT ASK ETHAN TO KILL IT BECAUSE HE'LL JUST RUN TO THE HILLS

Ethan by Kiki_Tomo September 17, 2022

Ethan

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Ethan by CoinDude3.0 September 29, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is like a one in a million. If an Ethan comes in your life then you are so lucky. Ethan can make you feel better when you are having a horrible day.

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Ethan by idioticb!sexual October 1, 2022

Ethan

that handsome-ass christian boy who's so cool and into bts. he likes perming his hair a lot, and has a lot of friends. girls love him

Random Guy: YO, WHO'S THAT HANDSOME GUY???
Me: That's Ethan. He is so fricking handsome, a lot of girls love him

Ethan by jomamamamamamam October 5, 2022

Ethan

A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.

Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.

Ethan by anon 7676 October 13, 2022

Ethan

The fat kid that never pays you back for the copious amounts of money he owes you. He lives in the slums and has family relationship issues. He doesn’t know when to let go to and smells like shit. Used to wear a minecraft creeper hoodie. The ladies love him somehow

Person 1: Who is that hottie?
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes

Ethan by smbofidfls October 22, 2022