Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

country fucked

when you get fucked by a country boy

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."

by was.ist.dein.lieblingsfach? March 5, 2024

Not Country

A word individual that are out of touch with the genre people say about newer country artists that are new to the genre and aren’t fossils and weren’t born when the Vietnam War was happening

“Jelly Roll is not country because he’s not apart of my childhood and doesn’t sound like Hank Williams Jr and Waylon Jennings etc”

by The life of Rizzy March 15, 2024

taste the high country

To know what it feels like to be living off the land.

“Wouldn’t you like to Taste the High Country”

by Zellywiggler March 25, 2024

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

country weeb

A person who is from a rural/country background who likes Japanese anime.

Claire grew up in the country and likes anime. This makes her a country weeb.

by The dentist. March 27, 2024

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024