Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 29, 2010

taco bell

the best fuckin fast food restaurant with the best taco sauce. it also has a bomb ass desert known as a carmel apple empanada which is possibly better than the apple pie at mcdonalds. taco bell is also the #1 place to eat when you have the munchies.

(After smoking a blunt)
Bro im so faded, lets go eat some taco bell!

by Seanman809 August 3, 2007

cherry taco

Going down on a chick that is on the rag

I wish she would have told me Aunt Flo came to visit, I wouldn't have eaten her cherry taco

by Porter who else? July 24, 2006

Fire Taco

When someone inserts Taco Bell fire sauce into the vaginal area before or during Cunnilingus

Dude I gave my girl the 'ol Fire Taco last night and she kicked me out of the house

by Don't call me JimBob September 5, 2016

taco farmer

the stereotypical female sports coach (i.e., butch lesbian recruiter).

Person 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."

by Rita Love May 16, 2008

Hotdog Taco

The result of putting your man penis (hotdog) into a bitch's pussy (taco).

I was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell yesterday and asked this little hottie that was working there if she wanted me to make a hotdog taco.

by Sean MacDonald August 15, 2008

COCK TACO

WHEN YOU POUR SALSA ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CHEST AND MAKE HER SUCK YOUR COCK WHILE YOU TITTY-FUCK HER!!

CONSWELLO WAS HOMESICK SO I TOOK HER OUT FOR TEQUILLA SHOTS. LATER THAT NIGHT I GAVE HER THE OLE' COCK TACO TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER

by Captain Cock Taco September 19, 2009