Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.

Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan

by DA.DI October 24, 2019

Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

Lil Dan Brown

Hes got the club going up, on a Tuesday

Lil Dan Brown gets poon

by Ye mah May 18, 2020

Dj Dan

the best person u will have the pleasure of meeting

Dj Dan is here

by ffdyp April 26, 2022

dirty dan

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.

"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"

by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 03, 2022

DIRTY DAN

When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half

Ima give u a dirty dan u saucy girl

by SEXYBEASTSSSSSS1536 July 29, 2022