that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.
bad idea.
bad idea.
by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
by falate September 03, 2014
Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”
by Wyattwalnut December 02, 2020
The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).
by Heikey-duck December 01, 2016
A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".
Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"
by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023
To partake in the sexual activity of ramming a live chipmunk up you rear entrance into your anal cavity and allow it to squirm around.
by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024