angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010

Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

piss of an angry camel

The taste of Absolut's 'Peppar' Vodka.

To be compared unfavourably with Kremlinoskaya pepper Vodka

Usually pronounced with a false French Accent.

"Merde, 'zis tastes like ze piss of an angry camel!"

by MikkyB November 8, 2008

Angry Coal Miner

When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!

Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.

by JMcClure October 23, 2008

Angry Sith Lord

As you fuck a girl with a glow in the dark red condom, you tazer her right as you cum.

"I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."

by Shameless M April 2, 2010

Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak

Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf

by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007