smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

by solestar May 27, 2013

ate your bacon

spoken term for when someone gets owned at either video games, playing music, or driving.

(person beats someone by a large margin at halo)"Dude, I just ate your bacon."

by rsktod January 08, 2005

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

by Ehemlin85 September 26, 2008

snipe the nazi bacon

to smoke weed

i snipe the nazi bacon every chance i get!

by vuceeieieiieiei December 15, 2009

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 03, 2004

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.

Turkey bacon sex is an idiot.

by Fred_Fred_burger December 13, 2011

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.

Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.

by Ehemlin87 October 27, 2008