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Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.
John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.
by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016
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Pajama Smack

After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence
You did you slap Dave?
No, no ,no .. when he was asleep I woke him up with a pajama Smack
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Smacks

(verb)

The food equivalent of slaps; something tastes very good
These chicken wings smack.

This burrito fucking smacks.

That burger last week smacked.
by amm6ie May 7, 2019
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smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
by wurldeater August 24, 2020
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