Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.
My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7
by UNdRCvR LvR September 09, 2010
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snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.
Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.
by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004
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Pocket The Worth

To profit from something, or trun goods into quick cash
To sell an item for profit, usally small and stolen.
(Car Stereos & other Electronics, CDs & DVDs, Jewelry, Etc.) Often done by a Bum, Crackhead, or Hood Nigga
Or, to profit off of a job or task.

Aslo, to Pocket (Your, His/Her, Their) Worth, to kill someone for profit.
"I had to save up to buy the watch that guy stole, but he don't give a fuck, he's just gonna pocket the worth!"

"I don't need this shit anymore, so I'm gonna take it to the pawn shop and pocket the worth."

"I worked my ass of this week, but I'm gonna pocket the worth, it's cool."

"I heard there's a $20,000 hit on his head, let's take him out, and pocket his worth!"
by JGSR September 20, 2007
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Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.
by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010
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Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 09, 2013
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Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.
by Prettyboy swag September 03, 2010
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pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd
i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.
by the wringler August 30, 2009
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