Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

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Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

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grande friday

Going to Taco Bell after school on Fridays and fucking up a grande meal.

dude remember grande Friday's in high school? best tradition ever!

by fatbastard December 27, 2015

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Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

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