double dang

to have to misfourtunes told to you in sequintial sentences

Guy: your car needs new brakes
You: DANG!
Guy: and they cost $1500
you: DOUBLE DANG!

by jekkyll678 April 30, 2007

The Dirty Double

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

by MC Nutreal July 6, 2006

double cheebo

a delicious double cheeseburger sandwich from the dollar menu @ McDonalds restaurant.

damn, i gots to go get me a double cheebo.
(or i your a baller):damn, i gots to go get me some doublecheebo's.

by m.c. jakes June 22, 2006

double bamboozle

A double bamboozle is when you execute a phantom on your partner, then finish off with a strawberries and cream. Definitely the ultimate ninja move.

"Dude, I just double bamboozled my wife! It was the best thing evar!"
"Anyone that can pull off a double bamboozle is a god."

by dpaluszek August 29, 2006

double ragger

when a girl has to use two tampons or two rags to clog her gash

sheala was on a healthy double ragger yesterday she chucked a roll of toilet paper up there!

the first time i knew i was a double ragger i couldnt walk for a week!

ill never use a stick of garlic bread to double ragger it again.

you better not be up the stick again ive not seen you double ragger in ages!

by acidcrapper January 13, 2009

double hug

A hot guy gives you a hug and he doesn't want to let you go so he gives you another hug but tighter

girl: awwh bye
*hug*
girl: you good?
boy: :)
girl: ily
girls friend: omg he is giving he a double hug!

by tcloner December 25, 2010

Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

by DavidAGL October 19, 2010