portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 01, 2023
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Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
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Unicorn Ecstacy

It's when you get hyped on a bunch of drugs and strap a strap-on to the top of your head and let you're homies ride, the feeling is "Unicorn Ecstacy"

R.L.D, NW, SEVEREMOCHA420
Boy 1: Yo, my ass hurts like hell.
Boy 2: Well yeah, it looked like you felt unicorn ecstacy with Ashley last night.
by Severe_Mocha October 06, 2017
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unicorn forn horn

A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN
by unicornfornhorn March 11, 2021
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unicorn forn horn

So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills
by unicornfornhorn March 11, 2021
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