Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019

Purple VK

A term used for Oral behind the bar, bj or the equivalent.

“She was so horny she gave me a purple vk”

“Don’t suppose I could have one of those purple vks you have in the back ;)”

by Choplord October 17, 2021

Purple rain

Another name for Fentanyl-street term used in the MIDWEST.

Do you have that purple rain?

by Cobra_snake June 27, 2017

Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.

At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding

by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

purple toe

when you get your toe cut off it turns purple

his toe is about to become a purple toe

by jamie baldwin November 24, 2006

Purple Flurp

Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole

I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week

by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 19, 2021

purple gorillas

A mans “things”

Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018