Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.

“did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro”

by LamblessGod November 1, 2025

Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.

Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!

by Hiiko November 2, 2025

Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.

Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes

by Woowooy November 6, 2025

Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.

Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)

by Woowooy November 6, 2025

Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT

Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom

by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025

Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025