August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 10

it’s a day where you send your best friend(s) your best soapy tits pic

A:Hey, you know what today is?
B: It’s August 10th
A: Its also soapy tits pic day

by edgymofo May 06, 2024

auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

4 August

Fake dating day. third of September is the day you choose somebody 2 fake date the first person to fall all in love with the other loses.GOOD LUCK

4 August-fake dating day

by AhumanOfc August 03, 2021

August, 29

Tell people that lauhgs like a window getting washed , to do their jobs!

Hey, its august, 29 you have to do your job!!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 20, 2022

august 5

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

by hausband August 05, 2023