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Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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Country girl

Lives in the country! she loves to hunt, fish, get dirty and dusty! she wears her jeans with pride and loves her family and God (the true god JESUS CHRIST)!!! she doesn't have to have a horse even though she wants one and she loves cows and other animals. She can hang with boys and fit right in and talk about boys with the girls and FOOTBALL is awesome!!!! long hair,/short hair, work boot/rubbers/bare feet, jeans, t-shirt and a smile!
Girl: I'm a Country girl!
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
:/
by Crabbapple December 2, 2021
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Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
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country fucked

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."
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Not Country

A word individual that are out of touch with the genre people say about newer country artists that are new to the genre and aren’t fossils and weren’t born when the Vietnam War was happening
Jelly Roll is not country because he’s not apart of my childhood and doesn’t sound like Hank Williams Jr and Waylon Jennings etc”
by The life of Rizzy March 15, 2024
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taste the high country

“Wouldn’t you like to Taste the High Country
by Zellywiggler March 25, 2024
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Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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