straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 21, 2003

super straight

a word used my lonley asshole dick heads who get zero pussy

guy1 what’s your sexuality

guy2 i’m super straight

guy1 so your lonley

by Sexy ellis March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Gay men / women who like running around there neighborhoods naked at 4 A.M and also have a piss kink and a shit kink

“Do you like this girl” No I’m Super Straight.

by Br00k2G March 9, 2021

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

Super Straight

Transphobia but trying to be unique

SS Person: "I'm ready to come out...I'm super straight"
Logical & Smart Person: "Say that again but without the figurative language"

by Phoenix Is Tired May 20, 2022

Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)

Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.

by canny conservative March 11, 2021

Super Straight

This is a fake fucking sexuality and is NOT part of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s transphobes trying to make an excuse for it and it is not okay! It’s people claiming that trans women are not women or vice versa and it’s disgusting. You can have a preference but it is NOT a sexuality, stop making a mockery of LGBTQ+ people!!!

A: What’s your sexuality?
B: I’m super straight

A: No you’re fucking not, you’re a transphobe, stfu your opinion isn’t wanted

by 🌸🌼🦋 March 6, 2021