If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

Im a Kite

When someone says they are a "kite" that typically means they are high, simmilar to the saying "High as a Kite"

"bruhhh, Im a kite right now"

"Did you see Jeremey? he's a total Kite man"

by ComplicatedCase November 24, 2020

im just a girl

a get out of jail free card for women

used on tiktok a lot

Jack - “did you just run over that family of five???”

Jessica - “im just a girl.”

by kittyk4ts June 13, 2024

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting”

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025

im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

when you say hi and 100,000 people start throwing tomatoes at you.

you: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 1: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*

by Iampotato9749 January 21, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025