If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

AAAAAAH IM DEAD

If someone says this he/she is dead

person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead

by DesxFanboi23 September 21, 2018

im forgive u

isa's version of "ill forgive u"

i mean i guess im forgive u guys just bc u love u so much🙄

by srbn June 24, 2021

im ok ig

i need help but i dont wanna ask for it because i wanna be a strong

max "are you ok "?

kai "im ok ig

by anonymous December 26, 2022

Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)

no homo man. But im high as a kite rn and i am high rn writing this it is 21:28 06/11/2021 is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz looooooop

"wow ur vape is on your desk?" is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)

by Hawes inc. November 6, 2021

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Im a Kite

When someone says they are a "kite" that typically means they are high, simmilar to the saying "High as a Kite"

"bruhhh, Im a kite right now"

"Did you see Jeremey? he's a total Kite man"

by ComplicatedCase November 24, 2020