a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.
by Keepongo October 28, 2011
While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.
by Cuppy May 29, 2017
by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.
Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”
by thatjboi23 April 12, 2023
“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 26, 2021
After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 11, 2018