Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

decuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Decuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-first cousin-pibling

Parent's half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

fifth cousin

A person who shares two fourth great-grandparents with somebody

My fifth cousin is a video game developer

by GasparThalasso June 3, 2025

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

double-great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019