Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024

Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010

Canada

What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo

Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA

by whllo January 8, 2024

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin

"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"

by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.

Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.

by Report February 4, 2010

Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023