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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.
by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024
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Bidenics

Bidenics: A portmanteau of the words 'Biden' and 'phonics' describing a variant of English popularized by 46th U.S. President Joseph Biden. The term 'Bidenics' is characterized by periodic inclusion of words - or possibly phrases - which may be considered unintelligible to speakers of most American or British English dialects.
Don missed key points from a recent speech, believing the orator was mumbling when in fact she was speaking Bidenics.
by GinWraith February 10, 2023
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“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.
I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.
by Disco808 July 23, 2024
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Biden his time

What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.
Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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