Dirty Cell Phone

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"

My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

by carbonpressure March 16, 2009

dirty dead unicorn

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

dirty pretty things

dirty pretty things is the name of carl barat, of thelibertines, new band. the line up is:
-carl barat - vocals & guitar
-anthony rossomando - vocals & guitar (formerly of the damn personals)
-didz hammond - bass (formerly of cooper temple clause)
-gary powell - drums (libertines drummer)

carl is amazing and v talented and dirty pretty things will rock!

by acb.efg.ijk.mno.qrs.uvw.yz October 9, 2005

Dirty White Boy

A white male from a working class background.Often involved in a life of crime and drug use.

He had to join the Army, what else is dirty white boy going to do wih his life besides go to jail.

Judd Nelson played a Dirty White Boy in the movie "The Breakfast Club"

by SID762 February 11, 2008

Done me dirty

basically means you screwed someone over or let them down in some way. it can be used in many situations.

Jim: dude guess what I slept with your girlfriend!
Harold: Dude, you done me dirty.

by Sunny-D42 November 12, 2006

Dirty Dick Dylan

A hairy wolf beast that penetrates a woman raw then proceeds to penetrate another woman with the same undressed cock on which the previous woman's juices still reside.

Dirty Dick Dylan once used a rubber..... Just kidding no he didn't.

by KittyCat69 May 13, 2014

Dirty Grape Juice

When you put grapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.

Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.

by Alsex27 October 16, 2016