a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.
The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.
by DMC1 February 19, 2009
by Titty crisont November 01, 2019
The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.
Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
by BigDog92 May 12, 2021
Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.
I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and before I knew what happened she was left with the dirty grizzly adams....may the gods forgive me.
by Ator February 27, 2008
inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
by ajmxd August 08, 2021
Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.
by Hokeyboy January 12, 2007
A bad deal; taking something good and leaving something bad in its place as derived from the common sexual act of swallowing a load and deficating simultaneous.
I really got dirty snow plowed last Valentine’s Day, I gave Becky a diamond ring and she gave me a gift certificate to Arby’s.
by Billy S. Pear March 17, 2019