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steven universe

bob took out the steven universe, and put it in the trash can.
by Addubbers August 13, 2022
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University of Portland

A private Catholic university that prides themselves on ethical behaviors and safety. Sadly, these values are only followed when it applies when asking for donations and recruiting students. The everyday workings of the University includes covering up misogynistic rants at the Wally Awards by students (witnessed by the University President who did nothing, hardly surprising), severely under paying employees, allowing bullying and abuse by high ranking employees, disproportionate workloads and believing all employees are easily replaced. Also, the University does their best to minimize publicity on sexual assaults, murders (2001 Murder in Mehling Hall) and crime in general. Keys to various buildings are naturally issued to employees when hired, but are rarely collected properly when the employee leaves the University. Meaning, that the campus is not nearly as secure as administration would like people to believe. In the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson, a master key had been stolen and used. The University failed to change the lock within a reasonable amount of time and the master key was used to access the building where the murder occurred. Also, there is no establish plan of action in the case of an on campus shooter. No plan for safety of students or employees.
The University of Portland loves to pontificate to the public about ethics and safety, but failed to follow their own teachings in regards to the 2018 Wally Awards or the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson.
by Better_Off_W/O_UP March 2, 2019
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Salisbury University

A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.
I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.
by Anatolia2 January 14, 2021
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the known universe

like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.

there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.

heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.

poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.
one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.

another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.

well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?
by silencut March 2, 2009
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Universal Appeal

Means when you are sexually attractive for both genders (or more).
Denny Crane: have u seen how this guy was staring at me during the class today ?

Annie Gator: yeah...its your universal appeal (tickles him under the chin and winks).
by brod5150 June 20, 2014
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University of the Philippines

The premiere university in the Philippines home to the Philippines' best students. People usually attach negative connotations to this university on the grounds of ignorance and close-mindedness.
I am not from Ateneo, I am from the University of the Philippines.
by juandelacruzanonymous December 21, 2012
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cunt universe

When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe
DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes

DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far
by dj b March 16, 2005
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