A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
Get the clay pigeon shootmug. When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
Get the Starfish shooting starsmug. by Bschuessvn April 21, 2021
Get the Shoot the frogmug. by Smileysamuel January 30, 2025
Get the Shoot on a bootmug. Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one shoots a banana peel at an opponent's kart.
by Dotdotziggydot October 3, 2011
Get the Shooting The Bananamug. by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015
Get the snipe shootmug. Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.
by penspen May 2, 2018
Get the I’ve taken eagle shootmug.