Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

Full Shoot

When you film all the working fixtures in ones bathroom.

I did a full shoot of the Disney World men's restroom yesterday.

by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017

Shoot to 10

Fight for 10 consecutive seconds, usually used in school.

Hey Lucas, wanna shoot to 10?

by regrettispaghetti May 24, 2019

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Shoot me with an arrow

This word is used best to describe your day or your current mood. Similar meaning to “kill me now” or “shoot me”. However you won’t get yelled at for saying it in school or questioned in public.

Friend: “how’s your day going?”
Me: “ugh shoot me with an arrow”

by Rami129 January 16, 2021