Beano Salad

A combination of bodily fluids consisting of spit, cum, period blood, and shit. Then eaten out of gaping asshole

Man, imma need some beano salad right now

by Hwhahdn April 24, 2019

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soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

by fairedepipi April 9, 2007

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Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.

'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

by The Willy Monster March 10, 2017

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chest salad

when you show off the hair on your chest by wearing a low cut "V" neck or a shirt that you can undo buttons. Making it easy for the hair to be seen and touched.

look a Jim's chest salad, he is really tossing her today.

by braydy February 14, 2012

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Green Salad

A term used when confusing terms salad bowl and tossed salad.

Synonymous with the hardcore drug "rainbow ponies."

Person 1: Ohh man lets have some green salad tonight
Other People: What?
Person 1: Oh whoops I mean I seriously want a tossed salad tonight with you guys!
Other People: EWW WHAT!?! NO
Person 1: WOAH woah! Just kidding guys, I'm actually really cool. I do hard drugs like those rainbow ponies.. rouuuugh trip last time.

*Later*
Other people: That person's messed up.. anyways, who's down for a salad bowl?

by You want a what? August 29, 2009

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