small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

small living

Relating to; small fortune

He who makes enough money to survive, pay the bills, et cetera. But does not make enough currency to purchase fancy, luxury things.

The man who plays those instruments on the side of the streets surely makes a small living off of the overwhelming amount of pedestrians.

by your rеal name May 30, 2023

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

Small Penisites

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023

Small

Your boyfriend's penis.

Martha: How was your day with John last night?
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.

by yourgravelieshere March 2, 2023

Small

Commonly used in the "Gym" culture, meaning a person with an average or below average physique

"Damn, did you see how small charles looked next to mason at the gym today?!"

by anonymous March 8, 2023