Skip to main content

steven universe

bob took out the steven universe, and put it in the trash can.
by Addubbers August 13, 2022
mugGet the steven universe mug.

Masters of the Universe!

Jeff : wow where are all those emo and weird people going.
theBully : o they are just going to see Masters of the Universe!.
by jeff the bully November 23, 2007
mugGet the Masters of the Universe! mug.

University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
mugGet the University of Johannesburg mug.

the alternate universe

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
by vashill April 5, 2020
mugGet the the alternate universe mug.

YMH University

by AshMainWithNoKills November 29, 2021
mugGet the YMH University mug.

university files

When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.
Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!
by Steven B 87 October 2, 2008
mugGet the university files mug.

the known universe

like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.

there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.

heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.

poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.
one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.

another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.

well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?
by silencut March 2, 2009
mugGet the the known universe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email