Goofy ahh uncle

Quandale Dingle's goofy uncle that keeps trying to touch him

person 1: Hey, did you hear? Quandale's Goofy ahh uncle got arrested.
person 2: why?

person 1: he touched Quandale Dingle!

by Ghianus June 17, 2022

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

by auntie nob head August 8, 2011

Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009

Uncle Tom

It is sometimes used to signal a woman's Time Of Month.

Girl 1: OH NO, Uncle Tom is visiting me ):
Girl 2: Sucks for you /:

by LKDFHOGVZ June 10, 2009

uncle dan dan

a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!

uncle dan dan looks hot :)

by that big black dude September 15, 2020

Uncle eccles

A nickname me and my friend Brandon came up for my redneck friend keegan

Hey sup uncle Eccles

by Keegan sucks February 14, 2017

Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities

"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse

by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011