Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024

TIGER PALM

The act of inserting a generous amount of Tiger balm into one’s urethra and packing it down with a palm like motion.

Went to the massage parlor and instead of the happy ending I paid extra for the Tiger palm

by Grandlungz&Riddler January 18, 2026

Tiger Ride

Coined by Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, originating from the Chinese proverb "He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount."

When an innovation is so advanced and has potential for mass destruction that there are moves to stop it, but you can't got off it, fearing what your enemies would do with it.

Nuclear bombs are a tiger ride. You want China and Russia to have nuclear bombs, you want INDIA to have nuclear bombs?

AI is a tiger ride. It's very scary, it can be used to spy on you. But if you give it up, you become a slave to China.

by w7lves January 23, 2026