My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024
Tony Pinock is the definition of a pocket dial king! Not once not twice but at least 15 and always when you don’t want them.
by Op GoatBoy November 23, 2021
Person one: why are you so tired?
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
by jpezza April 08, 2017
Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
by Haggg June 22, 2021
Tony's are the best at straight up fucking any lucky women's brain's out, the average size of any Tony's/Toni's Cock is always greater than 6.5inchs but so far none of the Tony's/Toni's alive today have a cock that exceeds 9.5inchs. anyone who sleeps with a man with the name Tony/Toni will not only have the most glorious orgasm they have ever had in there life but will also have great karma for as long as they are continuing to sleep with him.
by 6800Anonymous6800 November 21, 2022