Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014
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Holo Taco

The name of Simply Nailogical's new nail polish company, inspired by her mispronunciation of 'Holo Top Coat'. The launch collection box included 'Royal-Tea blue', 'One-coat black', 'linear holo taco', 'scattered holo taco', and 'flakie holo taco'.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Holo Taco's new launch?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I hear it's going to include Menchie and Zyler's polishes"
by Pebbles_thedog September 22, 2020
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discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!
"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"
by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010
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Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.
I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.
by Esophageal feces May 08, 2010
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gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor
i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro
by Insert Name Here March 11, 2015
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Clit Taco

When you put taco toppings (meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream, beans) on your partners vagina and proceed to eat her out while consuming the taco toppings
Man 1: bro my girl said I could do a clit taco tonight!
Man 2: no way!!! Ur so lucky!
by DefinitionGuy69420 November 29, 2021
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Lobster Taco

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.
Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.
by Fireballwilly March 18, 2013
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