Tarot Hoe

One addicted to that good, good Tarot. Digging up all the Tarot dirt on you. Willing to do some sketchy acts for a Tarot deck. Talks dirty with the Tarot. Will split open a new deck, just like a pair of legz. Down for some shady Tarot spreads. Addicted to the Tarot and all things Tarot related. Always down for Tarot and chill.

She was a true Tarot Hoe, the way she spread her fingers over the cards. Eyeing each card up and down, ready to dissect every question you breathed her way. If I had to guess, I would say this Tarot Hoe is a bit deck obsessed.

by Forever Wild Tarot May 13, 2019

Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.

"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.

by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013

Fugly Hoe

some one who is vary uglyy and uses sex to make him/her feel pretty

Chad looks at himself in the mirror and wonders why he bothered to be born."Damn I am a fugly hoe," he thinks. Then, after a wild night with Chrissy he feels pretty inside.

by MarisaMariamMC October 5, 2008

Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.

Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "

by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017

hoodie hoe

A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.

"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."

by Casper Marie November 9, 2014

hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..

When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.

by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010

Hoe of a bitch

Any person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.

Why is that hoe of a bitch here when I told her/him not to be here?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004