YMH University

your Moms house university

I’m committed to YMH University

by AshMainWithNoKills November 29, 2021

university files

When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.

Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!

by Steven B 87 October 2, 2008

the alternate universe

the place where magic happens.

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.

by vashill April 5, 2020

University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

Salisbury University

A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.

I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.

by Anatolia2 January 14, 2021

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010

Wilkes university

A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer

The university filled with back stabbers it is wilkes university they don’t want you

by Tjsjsjdkd February 18, 2021